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| A1 | Salmon Moisture Prelude | 1:45 |
| A2 | Salmon Dave | 4:16 |
| A3 | BBQ PopeWritten By – Butthole Surfers |
1:56 |
| A4 | CiriciribinWritten By – Alberto Pestalozza |
2:05 |
| A5 | Government Sanctioned Atrophy | 0:30 |
| A6 | I'm No Prude, But Some Things Should Just Be Banned | 2:39 |
| A7 | Moammar's Tractor | 1:55 |
| A8 | Every Breath You TakeWritten By – Sting |
4:12 |
| A9 | Chick Corea's First Ouija Board | 1:17 |
| A10 | Condoms #2 | 2:17 |
| A11 | The Medicinal Properties Of Chicken | 2:46 |
| A12 | Mighty MouseWritten By – John Seagall |
1:17 |
| B1 | Dudley Do-RightWritten By – Fred Steiner |
0:20 |
| B2 | The Pincushion ManWritten By – Carl Stalling |
4:28 |
| B3 | I Married Bob | 1:17 |
| B4 | Criss CrossWritten By – Thelonious Monk |
1:54 |
| B5 | Pop Song | 4:01 |
| B6 | Feminism As A Crutch | 3:19 |
| B7 | Cobweb HotelWritten By – Max Fleischer |
4:16 |
| B8 | Jimmy Swaggart | 2:54 |
| B9 | Polyps Are Forever | 2:27 |
| B10 | Salmon Moisture Trot Rot | 2:02 |
Credits
- Music By, Arranged By, Performer, Producer – Joel Newman
Notes
Artwork – Roy TompkinsMusic By [Titles By] – Joe Newman (tracks: A1,A2,A5,A6,A7.A9.A10.A11,B3,B5,B6,B8,B9,B10)

