Tracklist
| 1 | Licking Nails With Onychomycosis | 01:08 |
| 2 | Nicholas Cage Would Have Been The Best Superman | 00:44 |
| 3 | Smelling The Used Panties Of A Corpse | 00:55 |
| 4 | Doing A Dessert With Your Fecal Fungus | 01:07 |
| 5 | Papilloma Dead Skin Pancakes | 01:04 |
| 6 | Lactose Broth With Semen From Rotten Larvae | 00:12 |
| 7 | Premature Ejaculation (400bpm love song) | 00:09 |
| 8 | Kiss My Syphilitic Ulcers | 00:58 |
| 9 | The Male Lesbian Lover (Romantic Ballad) | 00:56 |
| 10 | Lars Ulrich Can Play This | 01:11 |
