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| 1 | –Crazy Gnome | Intro (If I Could Kill Anything I Saw, I'd Look Into A Mirror) | 1:38 |
| 2 | –Crazy Gnome | A Track For Suicidal Failures Like Myself | 2:33 |
| 3 | –Crazy Gnome | I Don't Drink, But When I Do, I Embarass Myself Via Email | 1:21 |
| 4 | –Crazy Gnome | Lying To Your Therapists | 1:35 |
| 5 | –Crazy Gnome | The Only Person Of The Opposite Sex I Get Hugs From Is My Mother | 2:40 |
| 6 | –Crazy Gnome | Nobody Cares If You're Emotionally Unstable Unless You're An Attractive Woman | 3:09 |
| 7 | –Crazy Gnome | Jacob's Waltz (It's Not Your Fault) | 2:37 |
| 8 | –Crazy Gnome | Cheers To Those Who Party Hard, And To Those Who Make The Music That Those People Party To (...And To Southern Hip Hop Culture) | 1:30 |
| 9 | –Crazy Gnome | Outro (Every Night I Go To Bed Embracing My Pillows Wishing It Was Someone Who Truly Loved Me) | 1:32 |
| 10 | –Freebase Frenzy | Look At How Low You Have Sunk Getting Involved With Me | 2:23 |
| 11 | –Freebase Frenzy | I Wish I Wasn't Me | 2:59 |
| 12 | –Freebase Frenzy | I Knew Your Interest In Me Wouldn't Last | 3:20 |
| 13 | –Freebase Frenzy | Don't You Think I'm Being A Little Overdramatic? | 4:48 |
| 14 | –Crazy Gnome | Lying To Your Therapists (Freebase Frenzy Fucking Weak Remix)Remix – Freebase Frenzy |
2:14 |
| 15 | –Crazy Gnome & Freebase Frenzy | A Failure To Maintain Happiness With Friends, Family And Significant Others | 5:01 |
| 16 | –Freebase Frenzy | Outro (Tired Of Being Alive) | 2:40 |
