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| 1 | From Rock Stars To Junkyard Dogs | 4:09 |
| 2 | SeetherRemix – Rexor |
2:23 |
| 3 | Bacon Chunks | 0:23 |
| 4 | The Noise Band For People Who Hate Noise Music | 1:50 |
| 5 | Back PackagePerformer – Milovan Srdenovic |
1:04 |
| 6 | Bulldog It | 1:11 |
| 7 | Cruel But EffectivePerformer – Val D'Orito |
2:43 |
| 8 | No Panama | 3:36 |
| 9 | Assworld | 1:00 |
| 10 | Minneapolis Sucks Ass | 1:32 |
| 11 | K.O. | 0:20 |
| 12 | Seminal Noise Artistry | 2:23 |
| 13 | Comedy Has No Place In Music | 0:26 |
| 14 | Don't Say We Didn't Warn You | 1:05 |
| 15 | Fucking Is SpecialRemix – Unconditional Loathing |
2:27 |
| 16 | Your Wife Looks Better (When I'm Drunk) | 0:24 |
| 17 | Worst Among Equals | 1:17 |
| 18 | Teenage Girls | 0:46 |
| 19 | Linder | 0:15 |
| 20 | Normal Bias But We're Working On It | 4:44 |
| 21 | Keeping It Real | 1:19 |
| 22 | Never Give Up On The Good Times | 0:36 |
| 23 | All Hail Meat | 0:38 |
| 24 | Puff Promotion | 0:25 |
| 25 | The Best Noise Band In Minneapolis | 2:28 |
| 26 | Thin End Of The Wedge | 0:46 |
| 27 | Sheepless In Shawano | 3:08 |
| 28 | SoundcheckPerformer – Misty Martinez |
3:11 |
| 29 | Larsen | 0:31 |
| 30 | Nice And SmoothRemix – Kazumoto Endo |
2:03 |
| 31 | The Pursuit Of Crappiness | 0:58 |
| 32 | Why Did You Do That?Performer – Neil Campbell |
0:42 |
| 33 | Sex With WaitressesPerformer – Val D'Orito |
0:55 |
| 34 | Ambient Piece With No Comic Overtones | 2:07 |
| 35 | Emmerdale | 0:30 |
| 36 | 703 | 0:28 |
| 37 | The Jolly Stalker | 2:50 |
| 38 | NickRemix – Kazko P. Smut |
1:37 |
| 39 | Cockroads | 1:34 |
| 40 | Two Man Party | 1:12 |
Credits
- Performer – Matt Bacon, Weasel Walter (tracks: 6, 12, 28, 31)
- Performer, Illustration [Illustrations], Layout – E. W. Hagstrom*
- Photography By [Disc] – Mindy Hertzon
- Remastered By – Cock E.S.P.
Notes
Subtitled: The Best And Worst Of Cock E.S.P. 1997-2000.Comes with a cover sheet.
Remastered 2003.
#1 recorded live at L'Usine, Geneva, Switzerland.
#8 recorded live at WLUW FM, Chicago, IL.
#14 recorded live at Plum Street Pub, New Brunswick, NJ.

