Tracklist
| 1 | At The Drive-in With My Girlfriend's Head In A Garbage Bag In The Back Of My Truck | 0:56 |
| 2 | Cool As Your Mom's Favorite Cucumber | 0:16 |
| 3 | A Second Of Horror, That Or Just Boredom | 0:02 |
| 4 | She Only Uses The Dull Razor | 1:10 |
| 5 | How Many Bugs Are Crawling Beneath Your Skin | 0:46 |
| 6 | It's Bigger Than Your Mom | 0:14 |
| 7 | Big Bad Girls (and Those That Love Them) | 0:48 |
| 8 | Special Lady At The Waffle House | 0:58 |
| 9 | It's A Nightmare Trying To Buy School Clothes For A 32 Year Old Down Syndrome Man | 0:09 |
| 10 | Carnival Of Amputee Midgets | 0:17 |
| 11 | Death Of Cartoon Innocence | 1:20 |
| 12 | Last BBQ At The Edge Of The World | 0:32 |
| 13 | Yeah, It's Pretty Big | 0:07 |
