Tracklist Hide Credits
| A1 | –Little Ward | I Got Hit In The Eye With A Ball |
| A2 | –Little Ward | The Mexican Choo-Choo Train |
| A3 | –Little Ward | Mega-Man Beat |
| A4 | –Little Ward | Army Music |
| A5 | –Little Ward | Potatoes And Applesauce Mixed Together |
| A6 | –Little Ward | I Am The Priest, I Am The Robber |
| A7 | –Little Ward | Trash Can Man |
| A8 | –Little Ward | Tarzan |
| A9 | –Little Ward | Sprinkle Show Song |
| A10 | –Little Ward | Paul's Dumb Concert |
| A11 | –Little Ward | I Have A Bag Of Taper Lies |
| A12 | –Little Ward | There's A Finger In My Drink And It's Horror |
| A13 | –Little Ward | Africa |
| A14 | –Little Ward | Flying Fish |
| A15 | –Little Ward | When Is My Waffle Gonna Pop Up |
| A16 | –Little Ward | There's An Arrow Through Jack's Head |
| A17 | –Little Ward | Me-And-My-Life |
| A18 | –Little Ward | Eyeball-We-Eyeball-Stop |
| A19 | –Little Ward | Jazzy Pac-Man/ We-We/ Tang/ 8-Ball |
| A20 | –Little Ward | You'll Never Catch Me |
| A21 | –Little Ward | Weasel! |
| A22 | –Little Ward | Rock Star |
| A23 | –Little Ward | Chinese |
| A24 | –Little Ward | MilkBacking Vocals – Weird Paul |
| A25 | –Little Ward | Leave My Monkey AloneBacking Vocals – Weird Paul |
| B1 | –Wacko Sheila | America's Funniest Home Videos |
| B2 | –Wacko Sheila | The Do-Do Across The StreetPercussion – Weird Paul |
| B3 | –Wacko Sheila | Never Want Love |
| B4 | –Wacko Sheila | Tom Ate A BananaWritten-By – Weird Paul |
| B5 | –Wacko Sheila | I'm Hungry Again |
| B6 | –Wacko Sheila | I Hate Buses + I Love Trains |
| B7 | –Wacko Sheila | I Have Such A Forehead |
| B8 | –Wacko Sheila | The World's Gonna Blow Up In A Minute |
| B9 | –Wacko Sheila | One Day In A Box |
| B10 | –Wacko Sheila | Ernie's Face |
| B11 | –Wacko Sheila | My Best Friend Is Speak'n Math |
| B12 | –Wacko Sheila | Cut-Off |
| B13 | –Wacko Sheila | Everybody Shutup |
| B14 | –Wacko Sheila | Turkey Foot |
| B15 | –Wacko Sheila | Some Kind Of Cereal |
| B16 | –Wacko Sheila | I Know How To Use The Telephone |
| B17 | –Wacko Sheila | You Broke My Weiner |
| B18 | –Wacko Sheila | I Still Have Halloween Candy Left Over |
| B19 | –Wacko Sheila | Where'd You Get That Haircut? |
| B20 | –Wacko Sheila | Ozza Mozza Tozza |
| B21 | –Wacko Sheila | Everything Seems Weird TodayFeaturing – Linda Petroskey |
| B22 | –Wacko Sheila | Knitting Your Cards 'Til The End Of The World |
| B23 | –Wacko Sheila | I Wonder Who's Hitting Me NowOrgan – Linda Petroskey |
| B24 | –Wacko Sheila | The Little People |
Credits
- Guitar – Weird Paul
