Tracklist
| Dump | 2:27 |
| Robbed | 2:46 |
| Vacuum | 2:29 |
| Dog Died | 3:46 |
| Cancer | 4:28 |
| Retard (5 Cents) | 5:14 |
| Deaf | 2:40 |
| Chewing | 2:06 |
| Out Cold | 2:25 |
| Plane Crash | 2:09 |
| Coughing | 1:12 |
| Retard (Radio) | 4:18 |
| Chewing And Burping | 2:51 |
| Annoying Long Distance Service | 4:45 |
| Vacuum #2 | 1:30 |
| More Cancer | 2:59 |
Versions
| Category | Artist | Title (Format) | Label | Category | Country | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| MIL 1599 | Jim Florentine | Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 1 (CD) | M.I.L. Multimedia | MIL 1599 | US | 2001 |
| none | Jim Florentine | Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 1 - Special Edition (CD, Album, RE, S/Edition) | Not On Label (Jim Florentine Self-released) | none | US | 2002 |
