Tracklist
| A1 | Rubbish | 3:03 |
| A2 | Alternative Alf Garnett | 2:03 |
| B1 | Rubbish | 3:03 |
| B2 | Alternative Alf Garnett | 2:03 |
Credits
- Engineer – Simon Painter
- Producer – Sex Machine*, Simon Painter
- Songwriter – Morrison*, Carter*
Other versions
| Category | Artist | Title (Format) | Label | Category | Country | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ABB 102T | Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine | Rubbish (12", Single) | Big Cat | ABB 102T | UK | 1990 |
| USMX 3, 3238226 | Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine | Rubbish (12", Single, RE) | Big Cat, Chrysalis | USMX 3, 3238226 | UK | 1991 |
| USMCD3, 3238222 | Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine | Rubbish (CD, Single, RE) | Big Cat, Chrysalis | USMCD3, 3238222 | Netherlands | 1992 |
| ABB 102 CD | Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine | Rubbish (CD, Single) | Big Cat | ABB 102 CD | UK | 1990 |
| USM 3, 3238227 | Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine | Rubbish (7", Single, RE, Inj) | Big Cat, Chrysalis | USM 3, 3238227 | UK | 1991 |
