Tracklist
| 1 | Everybody Wants To Go To Heaven, But Nobody Wants To Die | 0:09 |
| 2 | Danger/Blind Painter Paints Black | 6:18 |
| 3 | Random Thoughts | 6:53 |
| 4 | Off Broadway | 3:38 |
| 5 | Unintended Consequences | 4:00 |
| 6 | Infidelity/Gargon Vs. The Unicorn | 6:25 |
| 7 | Putting Lipstick On A Pig | 0:07 |
| 8 | C'est La Vie | 3:16 |
| 9 | Johnny's Got The Mic | 4:04 |
| 10 | Easy Money | 7:14 |
| 11 | Union Of Idiots | 3:56 |
| 12 | Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Ass | 0:08 |
| 13 | Caboose | 5:34 |
| 14 | Adultress | 6:43 |
| 15 | Things A Woman Needs | 4:08 |
| 16 | Maybe Brazil | 5:42 |
| 17 | Coda | 1:31 |
Companies, etc.
- Phonographic Copyright (p) – Johnny Dowd
- Copyright (c) – Johnny Dowd
- Licensed To – Bongo Beat Records
Credits
- Drums, Other [Bass Pedals] – Willie B
- Organ, Electric Piano, Synthesizer – Michael Stark
- Vocals – Kim Sherwood-Caso
- Vocals, Guitar – Johnny Dowd
Notes
comes in a digipakBarcode and Other Identifiers
- Barcode: 777000200128
Other versions
| Category | Artist | Title (Format) | Label | Category | Country | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| MRCD 290 | Johnny Dowd | A Drunkard's Masterpiece (CD, Album, Dig) | Munich Records | MRCD 290 | Netherlands | 2008 |
