Tracklist
| 1 | Lynching Odie | 00:13 |
| 2 | Old Ass Motherfucking Lasagna | 00:15 |
| 3 | Jon Arfuckle | 00:43 |
| 4 | Garfield Day of Remembrance | 00:25 |
| 5 | I'm a Cat Who Loves to Kill Cops | 00:30 |
| 6 | Welcome to Garfburger | 00:22 |
| 7 | Garfield Hates Black People | 00:11 |
| 8 | Newspaper Comic Asswipe | 00:13 |
| 9 | Jim Davis Shooting Heroin Into His Dick | 00:32 |
| 10 | I Hate Mondays | 01:01 |
