Tracklist
| A1 | They Got Cameras In Their Pockets | 2:47 |
| A2 | I Got Fucked By Liberty Mutual | 2:24 |
| A3 | One Hundred | 4:04 |
| A4 | I Get Around | 1:47 |
| A5 | Brand New History | 2:53 |
| A6 | The Good Ship Indiscretion | 2:58 |
| A7 | Why Would You Want To Go And Do That To Me? | 2:34 |
| B1 | Heavy Metal Parking Lot | 2:59 |
| B2 | Do That Thing! | 1:58 |
| B3 | Liarbird | 3:20 |
| B4 | Havalina | 3:46 |
| B5 | Democracy Disease | 2:57 |
| B6 | Turning | 3:22 |
| B7 | President Whitey | 2:14 |
Credits
- Bass, Vocals – Whitey*
- Drums, Vocals – Gravy*
Notes
First run of 300 released in two colours: Gold or brown marble.Various colours were used for silk-screened "flames" on LP sleeves. Most common colour was red.
Track order differed slightly from CD release. LP featured hidden bonus tracks (A7 and B7) that could only be played by cueing from the inside groove of the record out. Tracks are unlisted on the sleeve but an insert card explained how to play them.
Other versions
| Category | Artist | Title (Format) | Label | Category | Country | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| INDIE005 | Whitey Houston | Whitey Houston (CD, Album) | Rectangle Records, Indiestructable Records | INDIE005 | Canada | 2005 |

