Tracklist
| 1 | Sure You Can Come, If You Clean Your Fucking Room You Little Jerk | 1:07 |
| 2 | Child Abuse For Dummies | 1:31 |
| 3 | Jimmy, Turn The Safety Off First, You Moron. | 1:05 |
| 4 | I've Already Run Out Of Song Titles | 0:17 |
| 5 | I Meant To Say I Love You, But It Sounded Like I'm Gonna Fuckin' Kill You | 0:16 |
| 6 | OMFGCONSOLESROCK | 0:14 |
| 7 | What The Hell? | 0:36 |
| 8 | Geezuzz... | 0:05 |
| 9 | Mum Won't Let Me Get One | 0:25 |
| 10 | Destroying Todays Youth | 0:18 |
| 11 | Cry, Asshole | 0:12 |
| 12 | He's Hiding Something | 0:15 |
| 13 | Oh Yes...There Will Be Blood | 0:37 |
| 14 | Faux Noise | 0:45 |
