Tracklist
| 1 | Tearjerker From Armageddon | 03:56 |
| 2 | I Don't Think That's Going To Hold Up In Court | 02:53 |
| 3 | I Wholeheartedly Blame John Hughes For My Unreasonably High Expectations In Life, Love, And My Ability To Outsmart Those In Traditionally Respected Positions Of Employment | 01:16 |
| 4 | If Your Life Had A Face, I'd Punch It In The Balls | 01:53 |
| 5 | Everybody, Be Cool, This Is A Robbery | 02:27 |
| 6 | Since When Did “Joining The X-Men” Become An Unsuitable Career Objective? | 01:38 |
| 7 | Chuck Taylor Was A Good Man | 02:40 |
| 8 | Something Sad, Or Nostalgic | 01:24 |
| 9 | We Have Car Payments. What, We're Just Going To Walk Away From Our Financial Obligations? | 02:33 |
| 10 | Can Tainted Love Not Be Our Song? | 02:41 |
| 11 | The Devastator | 01:49 |
Companies, etc.
- Recorded By – Drifting Sun Studio – Not On Label
- Mastered At – Azimuth Mastering – Not On Label
Barcode and Other Identifiers
- Barcode: Not On Label
