Tracklist
| A1 | –XsaladcrusherX | Let's Get This Shit Show Over With | 0:58 |
| A2 | –XsaladcrusherX | Lost In The Ball Pit | 0:46 |
| A3 | –XsaladcrusherX | I Only Ever Have To Pee Once I'm Doing Something Important | 0:25 |
| A4 | –XsaladcrusherX | Half Of Our Band Smells Like Shit On A Regular Basis | 0:58 |
| A5 | –XsaladcrusherX | What Are You, One Of Them Straight Edge Weirdos? | 1:12 |
| A6 | –XsaladcrusherX | Goddamn Dirty Dopers... | 0:40 |
| B1 | –Jason "Evil" Covelli | She Died A Virgin (As Written To Grace Budd's Family From Albert Fish) | 4:52 |
