Tracklist
| A | –Ian Dury And The Blockheads | Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick |
| B | –Ian Dury | There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards |
Notes
A side bears a white label, the B side bears a white label with pink polka dots.B side reads: "Late Start High On The Fence / Segovia Rules."
Demonstration, Not For Sale.
Other versions
| Category | Artist | Title (Format) | Label | Category | Country | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| BUY 38 | Ian Dury And The Blockheads | Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick (7", Single) | Stiff Records | BUY 38 | UK | 1978 |
| STIF 103 | Ian Dury | Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick (7", Promo) | Stiff Records | STIF 103 | Italy | 1978 |
| 8-50726 | Ian & The Blockheads* | Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick (7", Single) | Stiff Records | 8-50726 | US | 1978 |
| BUY 38 | Ian Dury & The Blockheads* | Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick (7", Single, RE) | Stiff Records | BUY 38 | New Zealand | 1978 |
| 8-50726 | Ian Dury And The Blockheads | Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick (7", Single, Mono, Promo) | Stiff Records, Epic | 8-50726 | US | 1978 |

