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| 1 | –Donna Summer | So This Is Christmas | 3:34 |
| 2 | –Bovaflux | Pum Pum Christmas | 4:10 |
| 3 | –Pidgin | 2 Xmas 4 U | 4:04 |
| 4 | –Frog Pocket | I Saw Mummy Eating Santa's Eyes | 4:30 |
| 5 | –Dead Grans On Ketamine | Deck The Halls (Shitmat Reshuffle)Remix – Shitmat |
2:27 |
| 6 | –Xahdrez | Little Donkey | 3:31 |
| 7 | –Acrnym | Super Egg Nog! | 3:08 |
| 8 | –Alan Tit-Mash | Gangsta Claws | 2:33 |
| 9 | –Hard Off* | Christmas Zeitgeist | 3:40 |
| 10 | –Con Brio | Nut Roaster | 3:39 |
| 11 | –Shitmat | Last Christmas I Gave You A Shitmat CD Babylon | 1:11 |
| 12 | –Platzangst | Christmas | 3:17 |
| 13 | –Final Brass Rabbi | Our Wayne Is A Minger | 5:27 |
| 14 | –Pidgin | 2 Xmas 4 U (Maxine Carr Mix) | 4:04 |
