Tracklist
| 1 | Abe Lincoln Vs. Madison Ave. |
| 2 | The Cruise Of The U.S.S. Codfish |
| 3 | Merchandising The Wright Brothers |
| 4 | The Kruschev Landing Rehearsal |
| 5 | Diving Instructor |
| 6 | Nobody Will Ever Play Baseball |
| 7 | Automation And A Private In Washington's Army |
| 8 | The Grace L. Ferguson Airline ( And A Storm Door Co. ) |
| 9 | Bus Drivers School |
| 10 | Retirement Party |
| 11 | An Infinite Number Of Monkeys |
| 12 | Ledge Psychologfy |
Other versions
| Category | Artist | Title (Format) | Label | Category | Country | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| OP - 2529/1379/`393 | Bob Newhart | Best Of The Button Down Mind (LP, Comp) | Murray Hill Records | OP - 2529/1379/`393 | US | 1984 |
